"My ex-boyfriend and I took a three month trip through Southeast Asia, but he left me in Vietnam."
"Oh man, what happened?"
"Oh, you know… I went to Burma, he went to India. I’m emotional, he’s a sociopath."
holy shit the miley cyrus concert was fucking amazing
we had seats up high, and while we were trying to find our seats, a man came up to use and asked if we wanted free floor tickets FOR THE 18TH ROW, WE WERE SO CLOSE TO MILEY OMG I STILL CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT
I’m pretty jealous of this.
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
I just wanna cuddle and watch SNL.
Just got my Moto X and you guys get my first selfie!
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.